So as many of you may or may not know I live with some roommates (all of which are on the show at one point or another: Darren, Jessica, and Kim-YAH). Well today I got into a fun little text battle with Kim-YAH. And if you don’t know what a text battle is, its just trying to out do each other on randomness and continuing the story. Usually they are all really dumb but a lot of fun. So, today’s went as followed:

Kim-YAH: (203) church boner. Awkwarddddd
Me: You got a chuch boner? Gross.
Kim-YAH: It’s from texts from last night!
Me: You submitted it to tfln?! What a way to come out. No need to hide your church boners or baskin robbins 31 flavor nips anymore. Perv.
Kim-YAH: HA HA HA. You son of a bitch.
Me: You have a son?! Holy shit! Once piece of news at a time…. I just found out you have a penis and get church boners 3 minutes ago…. now you have a son?!
Kim-YAH: Yes, Thomas, I have a son. And the last piece of news is… you are my son.
Me: My mom has a penis?!
Kim-YAH: Hahahahahahaha
Kim-YAH: Ok this convo is done
Me: I see how it is. Tell me you’re my church bonering frosty freeze nip mom with a penis and just walk out on me… again. I guess a girls gotta do what a girl with a peen’s gotta do.

So yeah, texting with me usually goes something like that.