MMT: Kool-AidMay 14th, 2010
Does the Kool-Aid man make his own Kool-Aid like how we make spit? Or does he have to drink Kool-Aid to stay full of Kool-Aid? Either way I am curious if his Jizz is red. Posted in my morning text | 1 Comment » |
MMT: SausagesMay 10th, 2010
Are there animals you can’t turn into sausages? I feel like the sausage is the universal bridge that could tie together all animals. Turkey, beef, pork, chicken, etc… The possibilities are endless. Posted in my morning text | No Comments » |
MMT: NixonApril 22nd, 2010
Thanks to Futurama every time I think of Nixon he has a robotic body and “ragging phlebitis” and say it in his voice. Come to think about it, its strange to even think of Nixon, I’m 24. Posted in my morning text | No Comments » |
MMT: Snapping TurtlesApril 21st, 2010
What if my roommates were snapping turtles and they used coffee like angler fish to lure us in for their morning feast? Posted in my morning text | No Comments » |
MMT: CarrotsApril 16th, 2010
Did you know that Mel Blanc, the creator of Bugs Bunny, was allergic to carrots? Posted in my morning text | No Comments » |
MMT: 3rd Grade SnacksApril 15th, 2010
One time I was so hungry in 3rd grade that I drew a hamburger on a piece of paper and ate it. It tasted horrible (maybe it was the graphite) but it did fill me up until lunch. Posted in my morning text | No Comments » |
MMT: Steve JobsApril 14th, 2010
I wonder if Steve Jobs went through his house and relabeled everything with an “i” in front of it? Like, “Hey guys, this is my iStove. Look at this, I eat with my iSpoon!” Posted in my morning text | No Comments » |
MMT: SoupApril 13th, 2010
I had a dream that I was drowning in a bowl of soup, my only option was to bird eat my way out. I told you soup was evil and trying to get me. Posted in my morning text | No Comments » |
MMT: Orval RedenbockerApril 9th, 2010
Orval Redenbocker is like the Bill Nye the Science Guy of the food industry, just more nerdy and less educational. Posted in my morning text | No Comments » |
MMT: SealsApril 8th, 2010
It would be awesome to be a seal, I would eat sushi and sea weed all day. Posted in my morning text | No Comments » |
