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	<title>I Hate Your Face Radio</title>
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	<description>Its Either Going in You or On You</description>
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	<itunes:summary>A group of guys talking about things that guys talk about. </itunes:summary>
	<itunes:author>Thomas, Raul, Darren, and Loren</itunes:author>
	<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<itunes:name>Thomas, Raul, Darren, and Loren</itunes:name>
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	<itunes:subtitle>Its either going in you or on you.</itunes:subtitle>
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		<title>The Not so Hot Chick of the Week.</title>
		<link>http://ihateyourfaceradio.com/2010/05/21/the-not-so-hot-chick-of-the-week/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 May 2010 10:11:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>loren</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[women]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Changing things a bit this week.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href='http://ihateyourfaceradio.com/2010/05/21/the-not-so-hot-chick-of-the-week/' ><img src="http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:fItGcjWMn66R2M:http://www.dancewithshadows.com/motor/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/danica-patrick-si-bikini-photo.jpg" style="" alt="The Not so Hot Chick of the Week." title="The Not so Hot Chick of the Week."/></a>
<div class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 498px"><img title="Danica Patrick" src="http://irldefender.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/danica-patrick-2.jpg" alt="Danica Patrick" width="488" height="666" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Danica Patrick</p></div>
<p>People only think she is hot cause all the other girl racers are super ugly. I for one think she is an untalented cunt who is given her status in racing without earning it. The only thing she does well is crash and one day she will kill someone on the race track. Look for her in the DNF or last place list at her next race.</p>
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		<title>Text Battle: Kim-YAH</title>
		<link>http://ihateyourfaceradio.com/2010/05/17/text-battle-kim-yah/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 17 May 2010 20:34:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>thomas</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[randomness]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A little text battle from today with my roommate.]]></description>
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<p>So as many of you may or may not know I live with some roommates (all of which are on the show at one point or another: Darren, Jessica, and Kim-YAH). Well today I got into a fun little text battle with Kim-YAH. And if you don&#8217;t know what a text battle is, its just trying to out do each other on randomness and continuing the story. Usually they are all really dumb but a lot of fun. So, today&#8217;s went as followed:</p>
<p><b>Kim-YAH:</b> (203) church boner. Awkwarddddd<br />
<b>Me:</b> You got a chuch boner? Gross.<br />
<b>Kim-YAH:</b> It&#8217;s from texts from last night!<br />
<b>Me:</b> You submitted it to tfln?! What a way to come out. No need to hide your church boners or baskin robbins 31 flavor nips anymore. Perv.<br />
<b>Kim-YAH:</b> HA HA HA. You son of a bitch.<br />
<b>Me:</b> You have a son?! Holy shit! Once piece of news at a time&#8230;. I just found out you have a penis and get church boners 3 minutes ago&#8230;. now you have a son?!<br />
<b>Kim-YAH:</b> Yes, Thomas, I have a son. And the last piece of news is&#8230; you are my son.<br />
<b>Me:</b> My mom has a penis?!<br />
<b>Kim-YAH:</b> Hahahahahahaha<br />
<b>Kim-YAH:</b> Ok this convo is done<br />
<b>Me:</b> I see how it is. Tell me you&#8217;re my church bonering frosty freeze nip mom with a penis and just walk out on me&#8230; again. I guess a girls gotta do what a girl with a peen&#8217;s gotta do.</p>
<p>So yeah, texting with me usually goes something like that. </p>
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		<title>MMT: Kool-Aid</title>
		<link>http://ihateyourfaceradio.com/2010/05/14/mmt-kool-aid/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 May 2010 14:52:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>thomas</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[my morning text]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Does the Kool-Aid man make his own Kool-Aid like how we make spit? Or does he have to drink Kool-Aid to stay full of Kool-Aid? Either way I am curious if his Jizz is red.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Does the Kool-Aid man make his own Kool-Aid like how we make spit? Or does he have to drink Kool-Aid to stay full of Kool-Aid? Either way I am curious if his Jizz is red.</p>
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		<title>Hot Chick of the Week</title>
		<link>http://ihateyourfaceradio.com/2010/05/13/hot-chick-of-the-week-5/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 May 2010 02:24:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>loren</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[women]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Who is hot this week?]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href='http://ihateyourfaceradio.com/2010/05/13/hot-chick-of-the-week-5/' ><img src="http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:Z4hpfrRzf_jEfM:http://menknowpause.fooyoh.com/menknowpause_lifestyle_living/files/attach/images/3004/103/197/004/january-jones-gq-01.jpg" style="" alt="Hot Chick of the Week" title="Hot Chick of the Week"/></a>
<div class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 490px"><img title="January Jones" src="http://www.nerve.com/files/archive/theremoteisland/2009/04/january-jones-main.jpg" alt="January Jones" width="480" height="316" /><p class="wp-caption-text">January Jones</p></div>
<p>I only know her from AMC&#8217;s Mad Men but she is one sexy chick with a great name. Some how the retards at Maxim only put her at #33 on the 2010 Hot 100 list. They also think that Katy Perry is the hottest girl of 2010; that means they&#8217;re opinion is jack shit. The list is suppose to filled with hot girls who are popular right now. Mad Men will be on the air for years, much longer than Katy Perry&#8217;s shitty music will taint the already horrid radio scene.</p>
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		<title>Trailer Tuesdays #4</title>
		<link>http://ihateyourfaceradio.com/2010/05/11/trailer-tuesdays-4/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 May 2010 22:10:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>darren</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[movie time]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Movies that will blow your mind]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href='http://ihateyourfaceradio.com/2010/05/11/trailer-tuesdays-4/' ><img src="http://ihateyourfaceradio.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/super8.jpg" style="" alt="Trailer Tuesdays #4" title="Trailer Tuesdays #4"/></a>
<p>Inception<br />
<object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" width="450" height="235" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="src" value="http://www.traileraddict.com/emd/21788" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="450" height="235" src="http://www.traileraddict.com/emd/21788" allowfullscreen="true" wmode="transparent" allowscriptaccess="always"></embed></object><br />
<div class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 545px"><img alt="Inception" src="http://www.filmofilia.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/inception_poster2.jpg" title="Inception" width="535" height="867" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Inception movie</p></div></p>
<p>Super 8<br />
<a href="http://trailers.apple.com/trailers/paramount/super8/"> Watch Now</a><br />
<a href="http://trailers.apple.com/movies/paramount/super8/super8-tlr1_480p.mov"><img alt="Super 8 Movie" src="http://trailers.apple.com/trailers/paramount/super8/images/poster-xlarge.jpg" title="Super 8" class="alignnone" width="406" height="600" /></a><br />
<a href="http://trailers.apple.com/trailers/paramount/super8/"> Watch Now</a></p>
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		<title>MMT: Sausages</title>
		<link>http://ihateyourfaceradio.com/2010/05/10/mmt-sausages/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 May 2010 14:40:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>thomas</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[my morning text]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Are there animals you can't turn into sausages? I feel like the sausage is the universal bridge that could tie together all animals. Turkey, beef, pork, chicken, etc... The possibilities are endless.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Are there animals you can&#8217;t turn into sausages? I feel like the sausage is the universal bridge that could tie together all animals. Turkey, beef, pork, chicken, etc&#8230; The possibilities are endless.</p>
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		<title>Hot Chick of the Week</title>
		<link>http://ihateyourfaceradio.com/2010/05/07/hot-chick-of-the-week-4/</link>
		<comments>http://ihateyourfaceradio.com/2010/05/07/hot-chick-of-the-week-4/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 07 May 2010 23:13:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>loren</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[women]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Another week, Another hot chick. At least we know this one puts out.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href='http://ihateyourfaceradio.com/2010/05/07/hot-chick-of-the-week-4/' ><img src="http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:8t2_FlTQbmJ2eM:http://www.babegala.com/g/z/2007/11/sasha-grey.jpg" style="" alt="Hot Chick of the Week" title="Hot Chick of the Week"/></a>
<div class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 410px"><img title="Sasha Grey" src="http://nudesplanet.com/a-sasha-grey-goddess-beauty-is-divine.jpg" alt="Sasha Grey" width="400" height="600" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Sasha Grey</p></div>
<p>Sasha Grey is not your average porn star. When she isn&#8217;t getting gang banged she can be found hosting various shows on G4tv. Working on her new music projects. Acting in Steven Soderbergh movies and now as Vincent Chase&#8217;s new girlfriend on HBO&#8217;s hit show Entourage. She is the biggest porn star since Jenna Jameson and we all know how fucked up she is these days.</p>
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		<title>Trailer Tuesday #3</title>
		<link>http://ihateyourfaceradio.com/2010/05/04/trailer-tuesday-3/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 May 2010 17:05:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>darren</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[movie time]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[You know its going to be a good if it has Megan Fox]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href='http://ihateyourfaceradio.com/2010/05/04/trailer-tuesday-3/' ><img src="http://ihateyourfaceradio.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/megan-fox-jonah-hex.jpg" style="" alt="Trailer Tuesday #3" title="Trailer Tuesday #3"/></a>
<p>Jonah Hex</p>
<p><object width="450" height="239"><param name="movie" value="http://www.traileraddict.com/emd/21491"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.traileraddict.com/emd/21491" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" wmode="transparent" width="450" height="239" allowFullScreen="true"></embed></object></p>
<p>The Invention of Dr. Nakamats: Trailer</p>
<p><object width="450" height="304"><param name="movie" value="http://www.traileraddict.com/emd/21608"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.traileraddict.com/emd/21608" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" wmode="transparent" width="450" height="304" allowFullScreen="true"></embed></object></p>
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		<title>Hot Chick of the Week</title>
		<link>http://ihateyourfaceradio.com/2010/04/29/hot-chick-of-the-week-3/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Apr 2010 07:38:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>loren</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[women]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Sorry Thomas I didn't pick Mathew Mcconaughey.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href='http://ihateyourfaceradio.com/2010/04/29/hot-chick-of-the-week-3/' ><img src="http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:nAeyP1twKohewM:http://cinematicpassions.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/keira_knightley_metamorfose_img_wallpaper_02_10245.jpg" style="" alt="Hot Chick of the Week" title="Hot Chick of the Week"/></a>
<p style="text-align: center;">
<div class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 360px"><img title="Keira Knightley" src="http://www.keiraknightley.com/media/albums/photoshoots/wyatt/0%2C%2C2004240977%2C00.jpg" alt="Keira Knightley" width="350" height="565" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Keira Knightley</p></div>
<p>Another week and another HCOTW. Shes been in a bunch of movies some with pirates and some without. I kick ass at research. Shes pretty much the hottest chick with small tits that I&#8217;ll post in here.</p>
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		<title>Aj Puke&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://ihateyourfaceradio.com/2010/04/28/aj-puke/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Apr 2010 15:24:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>thomas</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[funny shit]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[As per our podcast thought we would toss this on. If only the internet has smell-o-vision.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href='http://ihateyourfaceradio.com/2010/04/28/aj-puke/' ><img src="http://ihateyourfaceradio.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/puke.jpg" style="" alt="Aj Puke&#8230;" title="Aj Puke&#8230;"/></a>
<p>This is what your car looks like when you puke out the passenger window at 80 mph on the way home from vegas after eating Arby&#8217;s:<br />
<a href="http://ihateyourfaceradio.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/download-1.jpg"><img src="http://ihateyourfaceradio.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/download-1.jpg" alt="" title="download-1" width="600" height="800" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-359" /></a></p>
<p>And one more for you:<br />
<a href="http://ihateyourfaceradio.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/download.jpg"><img src="http://ihateyourfaceradio.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/download.jpg" alt="" title="download" width="600" height="800" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-361" /></a></p>
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